Tuesday, September 24, 2013

The Nature Call

If god's supremacy has a provision to entertain Change Requests by human beings I really would like to submit a request to introduce a patch or bug fix which can be loaded in a human body allowing him to get rid of attending those urgent, critical and painful small and big nature calls in order to allow the human to concentrate more on the productive work he does for the well being of himself, his family and his society. Just imagine how good it would be if all the intake gets directly absorbed and digested by the body in entirety freeing us from the need to search for places to get rid of non useful biodata.

Benefits:
1. Hell lot of land area can be re-utilized for more productive purposes.
2. Travelling will have lesser pain involved then.
3. Work pressure will be the only pressure left in life.
4. There will be lesser number of kidney failures.
5. The world and atmosphere will be free of bad odour completely.
6. Recycling waste water will involve lesser pain and science.
7. The roadside plants will have the freedom to grow on natural water and not the adulterated one.
8. The vegetables and fruits you eat will be farmed only on natural sand and not on natural biomass transporting canals.

Courtesy: The Rush Hours